diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
index d376db3..11ca684 100644
--- a/main.go
+++ b/main.go
@@ -60,6 +60,7 @@ func printMOTD() {
 		"Who captures the captors?",
 		"Respect other's privacy. Always.",
 		"Make public data available, protect private data.", // https://www.ccc.de/en/hackerethik
+		"Most traffic is just there to confuse the russians.", // hat-tip to twitter.com/_harryr_
 	}
 
 	// Maybe switch to urand? Possibly a security issue... ;)